Mine is:

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"

Best quote will get surprise prize. Keep them coming.

"At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right."

Of all the things that I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

People living in Glass House should turn the lights off before changing the dress.

S H I T HAPPENS

Thanks camoflaged, felt good to hear gabbar's laughter after such a long tim.

"You Suck"

"No one is virgin in this world, cos life Fu(ks everyone"

"JESUS FAKKEN CHRIST!!!"

A Needle Can Do The Job That A Sword Cannot Do.

"When I die, bury me upside down, so the World can kiss my Ass".

"True friends are like diamond, very precious and rare.
False friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere."

"If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't, it never was yours."

.wanna put two quotes i had read in one of my frens room long time back and still is my all time favorite.

" Virginity is lack of oppurtunity"

" Having poor father is destiny, having poor father-in-law is stupiditiy"

cheers!

Statistics are like girl's skirt, they reveal more than they hide.

"Nobody dies virgin. Life fu(ks you up any way."

अभागि ले हग्न बस्यो, बार्ह हात् को घोचो पस्यो।

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In the mean time,

'If you want to walk fast, walk alone. If you want to walk far, walk in group'

"You can dip Orang-utan in tipex but it can not be polar bear."

I've been reading so much about the bad effects of drinking, smoking, over-eating and sex that I have finally gave up reading.

FFL-

F**K me, FEED me and LEAVE me alone